The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"
The guy said, "No."
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping,
dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, and
farted whenever she wanted. The End.
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Yea, but really 10 days later she will get tired of sleeping alone and not having someone to bounce innane chatter off of, so she will end up picking up one of us dirty, nasty creatures and trying to clean him up to acceptable standards (which one day, after many years, he may reach).
And while we are on the subject, the fart talk is an important one and we should all be having it sooner. Let's all agree to stop getting cramps. There is nothing sexy about a belly full of saved gas ;)
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